They say coming out is a lifelong process. Unless you have I’m a lesbian tattooed on your forehead (and maybe even if you do) then people assume you’re straight. At a women’s professional networking event I went to not too long ago – not a gay thing- someone asked me what my husband did for a living . I nearly choked on my carrot stick. On so many levels, just staggering.
I’m not quite sure what the best approach is. If I’m with people I don’t know that well and we get into conversation about partners, do I just casually use the “she” pronoun and carry on nonchalantly? Or do I blur the edges round a gender inclusive “partner” or do I upfront it and say by the way my partner’s a woman, just for the avoidance of confusion?
For the last nine months I’ve been letting my friends and colleagues in on where things stand. All have been great, barring two who chose to tell me they couldn’t quite cope with the idea of oral sex with women, whilst wrinkling their faces up. For the record, not helpful.
A few maybe didn’t believe me, but if that’s what they thought, they weren’t so rude as to tell me. Most said not to label myself and to do whatever I want- whether it involves men, women or whatever combination of the two. Two asked if it was because I can’t get a man. Again ,thanks for that. If you’re wondering, no, it really doesn’t work like that.
So here in the heaving diverse metropolis of London my friends all know. My family, hundreds of miles away, have remained out of the loop, aided by studious silence on my part on social media on this particular topic. My friends, I suspect, are waiting with sparkly rainbow statuses at the ready for the moment I choose to make my lesbian facebook debut.
At a family event in August I felt it acutely. Everyone else there with partners, all heterosexual. Me as the token hopeless middle aged single person who can’t get it sorted.
At the same time as I was realising what a secret I was keeping from them, I was also feeling the weight of trepidation of telling them. It’s one things telling mates in London who would barely bat an eyelid before moving on to did you see that chocolate soufflé on Bake-Off last night, and quite another to tell these people who’ve known me all my life, well before any of this was something any of us could talk about or admit in public let alone be proud or happy about.
And one thing to have a relationship with a woman and change my mind, with friends who wouldn’t give a shit, but another thing to tell my family I’m a lesbian and then say oh no I’m not. The thought of being the amusing family anecdote about dotty cousin having a lesbian mid life crisis appals me.
So I had to be sure, but the longer I go on, the more I feel I’m lying to them, and the more I worry that they might be offended that I told everyone else before them. So last night, after working myself up to it for about a week, I told my big sister by phone. Face to face would have been preferable but not practical. Deep breath…
Of course she was great about it. Of course she had wondered. Of course she just wants me to be happy. She asked politely about gf#2, her name and what she does, how long I’ve been seeing her. I said I’d known for a while. I said I worried about telling some of our family. She said it’ll be fine and if not it’s their problem not yours.
And then we talked about Bake-Off.
Not the end of coming out. Not the beginning of the end. But, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Lil x